If she is single doesn’t mean she is available;
if he is committed doesn’t means he is unavailable.
A golfer asked his friend, `Why are you so late today?`
The friend replied, `It’s Sunday. I had to toss a coin to decide
between going to church and playing golf.
Golfer: A toss shouldn’t have taken that long.
Friend: It took 25 tosses to get it right!
A husband and his wife went to court for mutual divorce.
Judge: You have 3 kids. How’ll you divide them?
The husband after having a long discussion with his wife said,
“Sir, we’ll come back next year with one more child”.
And after 9 months… they got twins!
May this day bring peace and smoothness in your life,
may it provide you the
best time of your life.
Happy Eid day