Everyday an Armyman?s wife usedto send him a naked photo of herself,Legs Wide Open in different styles,with a note?This is how?ll Stay Until You Return?. Surprisingly heNever Thought of asking, ?Who?s Taking those Photos????
Teacher: Why are you Late??? Student: My Dad told me to take our cow to Bull!!! Teacher: Can?t Your Dad Do it??? Student: No Maam, only The Bull Can Do It!!!
A Pregnant Lady went to an Astrologer? Astrologer: When you deliver the baby,Baby?s Father will die..Lady?: Thank God, My Husband is Safe!!!
Folding Chair and Woman are Both Useless,If legs are closed!!! Microwave and Girl,Both get Hot in 15 secs!!! Bra and Bar,Men go Crazy when Open!!!
At 14-18 She is like AFRICA,Partly Viginand Partly Explored? At 18-24 She is like AUSTRALIA,highly Developed in theBuilt up Areas. At 24-30 She is like AMERICA,highly Technical andalways seeking New Methods. At 30-35 she is like ASIA,Sulty, Hot and Mysterious. At 35-45 she is like EUROPE,Devastated, butstill interesting in places. At 45-65 she is like […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
overs sitting in a park,boy tries to kiss the girl. girl:No dear not all this before marriage. Boy: Dont worry darling i’m already married.
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to
A newly married gal got 1st class in her B.Ed xms. Her xcited husbnd sent telgrm 2 her parents – my wife FIRST CLASS IN BED”
God made flower, god made cheese, God made you for me to squeeze, god made fanta, god made pepsi, when god made you, damn he made you sexy
