Archive for ‘Adult SMS’

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Dec10

3 facts of life

Posted In: Adult SMS

3 Facts of Life:Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

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Dec10

A man wanted 2 get married

Posted In: Adult SMS

A man wanted 2 get married, He had a choice of 3 women. 1st woz a rich dcotor,2nd woz a poor cleaner and 3rd woz a prostitute. WHO DID HE PICK? The 1 wid big tits!

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Dec10

Sex is like

Posted In: Adult SMS

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI(ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BETRUE)..

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Dec10

define tragedy

Posted In: Adult SMS

Define tragedy? Its when your zip gets stuckwhen its the time to f*ck.

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Dec10

women life is very difficult

Posted In: Adult SMS

Women life is very difficult morning washes clothesnoon dries clothesevening iron clothesnight remove clothesand late nightsearches clothes!!

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Dec10

what is the resemblance between

Posted In: Adult SMS

What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? When they are wet, theydo not squeak any more!

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Dec10

cant beleive that after all the

Posted In: Adult SMS

Can’t beleive that after all the shit they are still together Who? Your Bum Cheeks

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Dec10

an indepth study has shown

Posted In: Adult SMS

AN IN-DEPTH STUDY HAS SHOWNTHAT THE BIRD FLU VIRUS HITSSMALL COCKS FIRST. I THOUGHT I’D WARN YOU IMMEDIATELY!!

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Dec10

what does pms stand for?

Posted In: Adult SMS

Q: What does PMS stand for? …. A: Penis Must Suffer

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Dec10

sex is good sex is fine

Posted In: Adult SMS

Sex is good, sex is fineDoggy style or 69Just 4 fun or getting paideveryone loves getting laid So if u want me in the sack,lick ur lips n text me back

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