Archive for ‘Adult SMS’

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Dec11

girl to mom

Posted In: Adult SMS

Girl to MOM:Ammi ammi aaj se mein collage nahi jahoon gi.MOM: lakin keun?Girl: larkay TANG kartay hain,MOM: chal jhutti larkay to KHULLI kartay hain.

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Dec11

latest porn releases

Posted In: Adult SMS

Latest porn releases : shaving private ryan. position impossible. as big as it gets. forest hump. riding miss daisy. starwhores and pornocchio.

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Dec11

why is sex a 3 letter word

Posted In: Adult SMS

Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than… OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH.

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Dec11

how to satisfy a man

Posted In: Adult SMS

HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect and love. HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job.

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Dec11

3 mice were boasting abt their bravery

Posted In: Adult SMS

3 mice were boasting abt their bravery.Mouse 1: I poisoned d dogs meat!Mouse 2: I ate cheese frm d trap!Mouse 3: Ok guys, Im leaving..Time to fuck the cat.

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Dec11

indian president to musharaf

Posted In: Adult SMS

INDIAN President to MUSHARAF.hamare pasAshwaria.Bipasha.Shushmita. haiaap k pas kiya hai?MUSHARF :hamarey pas JAGA hai in sab ko jaldi se ley aao…:-)

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Dec11

Musharaf mein ye sab kuch country

Posted In: Adult SMS

Musharaf: mein ye sab kuch country ki bhalayi k liye kar raha hon….kuch din baad……….musharaf par rape ka izam lagta haito us se pocha jata hai es mein country k kia bhalayi hai……..musharaf says:woh khaton be-olaad thi es liye meine ye kadam uthaya

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Dec11

mom to girl

Posted In: Adult SMS

*MOM TO GIRL*Mom: jis larkey se tum pyar karti ho wo larka thek nahi hai.GIRL: nahi mama wo to doctor baney ga.Mom: wo kaisey ?Girl :mama jo BAMARI mujh ko har maheney lagtee the us ne wo dur kar dee…,

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Dec11

a girl called police station

Posted In: Adult SMS

A Girl Called Police Station! A Rapiest Started Raping Girl The Girl Called The Police Girl: Hello Police Station Poliece Man : Yes! Can I Help Can In That Instance the rapest started raping her. Girl to Police man : Yes a man “aah aha ha ahaha” is “aha aha ha ag!” Ra.. ” ah […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec11

a train is about 2 crash a frantic

Posted In: Adult SMS

A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:“” Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?””So a man takes off his clothes n say,””Iron these!

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