Recently the father of physics made a visit to earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Indian movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Mithun […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tihar Jail ordered 999 shirts and 1000 pants for its inmates. Wondering why this odd combination ? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Salman khan is coming ….
Have you ever wondered what would be in “Titanic” if the same was madein Bollywood? The name of the movie would be “Goa to Bombay”. Well here it goes! * Madhuri has to be Rose and who else but Shahrukh as JJJJJ JJJJack.Madhuri’s fiance would be Gulshan Grover who mutters “bad man”everytime he sees Shahrukh. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Top ten reasons why the movie “Bombay” should be banned in Bombay: 10. The Hero and Heroine fall in love without first having a fight9. The Hero doesn’t sing “mere pyaari behana” to his sister, neitherdoes she get raped nor does she get married off to some goon who illtreats her.8. The Hero actually asks […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Keshto Mukherjee’s wife calls the doctor, stating that her husband has taken ill. The doctor asks if she had taken his temperature she replied that she hadn’t but would and then call back.When she hadn’t called within a half hour, the doctor called and asked what had happened. She said ‘Well, I didn’t have a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Amitabh – Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun,police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin hun. Jao pahleush admi ko msg de kar aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha: Jao pahle ushadmi ko msg de kar aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If Guru Dutt had been a software consultant in the US.(The following should be sung to the tune of an old Hindi classic song sung by late Mohammed Rafi. “Yeh Duniya agar mil bhi jayaye to kya hai…”)YEH DOCUMENT, YEH MEETINGS, YEH FEATURES KI DUNIYAYEH INSAAN KE DUSHMAN, CURSORS KI DUNIYAYEH DEADLINES KE BHOOKE, MANAGEMENT […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniyaYeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniyaYeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniyaYeh product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai? Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hastiYeh basti hai murda bug-fixers ki bastiYahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sastiYeh review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
AftertheresoundingsuccessoftheIndianBlockBusterfilm“TARAY ZAMEEN PAY”wePakistanispresent > > > > > “AATA AASMAN PAY”.!!
