Archive for ‘Computer SMS’

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Sep04

May I See My Photo Albums

Posted In: Computer SMS

Kids Born After 2015 Mom, May I See My Photo Albums Of That Time When I Was A Kid?? Mom : Yeah Sure, Let me Login to Facebook…

Dec14

two beggers meet

Posted In: Computer SMS

Two Beggers meet..Two Software Engineers meet..Both asked the same Question to Each other.!.Guess What???

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Dec14

hamare pyar ke icon pe

Posted In: Computer SMS

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: “Your file not found”! Ab aur kaho na tum, “but” ya “if”Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your facePar dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space Main […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec14

oracle ho ya sybase

Posted In: Computer SMS

Computer Aarti:Om Jai Computer Baba,Swami Jai Computer Baba Client logon ke sankatTu hi door karta. !!Om!! H1 Tune Dilaya,US Tune Pahunchaya.Sunnyvale Ho Ya Fremont,“ABCD” Har Jagah Hi Paya. !!Om!! Oracle Ho Ya Sybase,Sabka Beda Paar Ho Jata.Programmer Ho Ya DBA,Koi Waapis Na Ja Pata. !!Om!! Tujh Bin Calculation Na Howe,Tujh Bin Program Na Howe,Tujh Bin […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec14

two latest versions of java

Posted In: Computer SMS

Computor Teacher asks a kid wat r d two latest varjons of java?Kid Told 1)MARJAVA N 2)MITJAVA,Ishq me dil jaan b naam tere kar java java.

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Dec14

height of technical thinking

Posted In: Computer SMS

Height of TechnicaL ThinkinG “A software Engineer getting drowned and shoutingF1 F1 F1instead ofHELP HELP HELP…

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