Archive for ‘Divorce SMS’

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Dec14

Why cant u trust a woman

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Why can’t u trust a woman ?Ans : How can u trust something that bleeds for five days and does’nt die

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Dec14

Wife please be gentle

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Wife: Please be Gentle, It’s My ?FIRST TIME?? Hubby: What ???But, You have Divorced Thrice. Wife: Yes!My 1st Hubby was a Psychiatrist.He Only Talked about it. The 2nd was a Gynaecologist.He just kept Looking at it The 3rd was an Engineer.He needed one year to Design a New Method. Now You are a Lawyer.This time […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec14

Divorce joke

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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec14

A man was driving home one evening

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A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager “How much is that new Barbie in the window?” The Manager replied, “Which one? We have […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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