Archive for ‘Fool SMS’

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Jan25

Rumors are carried by Haters

Posted In: Fool SMS, Wise Words SMS

Rumors Are Carried By Haters , Spread By Fools, And Accepted By Idiots.

Jan13

You are like a COIN

Posted In: Fool SMS, Insult SMS

Boy: You are like a COIN. Girl:Awwww, Valuable  ? . . Boy:  No, two faced.

Dec11

legs utha ke karo

Posted In: Fool SMS

Legs utha ke karo.Tange feala ke karo.Ghuma ghuma ke karo.Aage peechey dono taraf karo.Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

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Dec11

yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte

Posted In: Fool SMS

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the…… train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,….. ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

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Dec11

hotho se jo choo liya

Posted In: Fool SMS

Hotho se jo choo liya,Ehsaas Aab tak hai,Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai

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Dec11

if people says you are crazy

Posted In: Fool SMS

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

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Dec11

i am sorry yaar

Posted In: Fool SMS

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki ?AIDS? chhune se nahi failta.

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Dec11

ek bar kuch bandar jangal se

Posted In: Fool SMS

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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Dec11

i cant eat such a rotten chick

Posted In: Fool SMS

Diner: I can?t eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager!Waiter: It?s no use. He won?t eat it either.

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Dec11

Know you are missing me

Posted In: Fool SMS

Know U R Missing MeI M Some WhereDhundo Mujay U R Searching 4 Me In Ur Mobile?(:-I am in Ur Heart:-) …

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