Archive for ‘Insult SMS’

146 results.
Mar14

Cool Insult SMS : My Wife Is Queen Of Them

Posted In: Insult SMS

A line written on a Husband’s T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..

Feb15

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world

Posted In: Insult SMS

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.

Feb15

Someone Misses You

Posted In: Insult SMS

Some One …. Misses  You, Needs  You, Worries About You, Lonely Without You. Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN  THE ZOO.

Jan25

Your teeth are like the stars

Posted In: Insult SMS

Boy: Your teeth are like the stars. Girl: Awww … Thanks. Are they that much pretty ? Boy: no, far away from each other.

Jan13

You are like a COIN

Posted In: Fool SMS, Insult SMS

Boy: You are like a COIN. Girl:Awwww, Valuable  ? . . Boy:  No, two faced.

Dec10

What a coincidence

Posted In: Insult SMS

GIRL:  I hate you. . . . . . . . BOY: What a coincidence.  

Oct25

How do I play the guitar ?

Posted In: Boys SMS, Insult SMS

Boy: How do I play the guitar ? Girl: You should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am I so good ? Girl: If I were on TV, I can atleast switch it off.

Sep11

You are very special to me

Posted In: Cool SMS, Funny SMS, Insult SMS

You are very special to me. I do not want to lose a friend like you. I Always pray that you should be safe. So please Be careful whenever you jump from Tree To Tree;

Sep11

The last girl you picked up

Posted In: Funny SMS, Insult SMS

You know you are an active internet surfer when…………… 1. Your bookmarks take 15 min. to scroll from top to bottom 2. You step out of your room & realize that your parents have moved & you dont have a clue when it happend 3. All your friends have an @ in their name. 4. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Sep11

Always consult a girl before………….

Posted In: Insult SMS

rule of success: Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life. . . . . . . . . . . and act exactly opposite to her advice;-):-))