A man came home late at night after a party. His wife yelled: ” How would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?” The man couldn’t believe his luck: “that would be great “. Monday passed and he didn’t see her…… Tuesday and Wednesday passed too….. On Thursday his swelling […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Bush: Do U Knw Swimming?Indian: No.Bush: Dog iz better than U, It Swims.Indian: Do U Know Swimming?Bush: YesIndian: Then, Watz difference btwn U n DOG..Bush: ?????
TV On karo…. Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai k KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga Aap to 100% save ho …Par mein kahan Jaaon??
Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho? American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain. Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho. Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.
2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.Kisi ne pucha.“Kyon Maar Diya?”Usne maayusi se jawab diya.Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.
Ba Adab Ba Mulahiza Hoshiyar Beghairat-e-Azam Badshah-e-Kanjaran Zaleel-ul-Mulk Shahenshah-e-Jooa Sardar-e-Haraami Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain
Ye kya tum sab log meri mil kar maar rahey ho?main ne kya bigara hai tumhara?Sudhar jao warna ek ek ko jala kar raakh kar donga. Ha ha ha ha
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de,Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de
A sweet poem 4 u Eat with butter cut with cutter when u forgot me you will definitly fall in gutter dhharaaaam
