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Sep26

Only 1% of the girls

Posted In: Misleading SMS

Fact of Life… Only 1% of the girls become wife of their lovers, the remaining become passwords on the computer!

Jul27

Which Is The Best Month To Get Married

Posted In: Marriage SMS, Misleading SMS

First Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..? Second Man: Decemjamarch First Man: Don’t Be Silly, There Is No Such Month Second Man: Exactly

Jun27

Do not teach me how to handle my children

Posted In: Misleading SMS

Cool message by a woman – Dear Mother-in-law, Do not teach me how to handle my children, I am living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement.

Dec22

i luv u

Posted In: Misleading SMS

I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed

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Dec22

pyjamas

Posted In: Misleading SMS

Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

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Dec22

i had a wet dream about you la

Posted In: Misleading SMS

I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

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Dec22

i luv my toothbrush

Posted In: Misleading SMS

I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in and out up and down, can’t wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

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Dec22

new shoes

Posted In: Misleading SMS

From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm????..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

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Dec22

paracetamol

Posted In: Misleading SMS

Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me…but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

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Dec22