Archive for ‘Munna Vhai SMS’

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Dec22

principal agar koi ladka girls

Posted In: Munna Vhai SMS

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel meingaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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Dec22

professor akal badi ki bhais

Posted In: Munna Vhai SMS

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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Dec22

lecturer write a note on gandh

Posted In: Munna Vhai SMS

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

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Dec22

munna bhai circuit bole toh ye

Posted In: Munna Vhai SMS

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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Dec22

circuit bhai bole to bachpan

Posted In: Munna Vhai SMS

Circuit, ?Bhai? bole to bachpanmein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.? Munna Bhai, ?Aisa kya? To firbach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, ?Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat?Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!?

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Dec22

munna meray paas aik buri khab

Posted In: Munna Vhai SMS

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teraypaas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec22

munna 2

Posted In: Munna Vhai SMS

Munna:Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

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Dec22

munna bolay to apun ko tera

Posted In: Munna Vhai SMS

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko teraoperation dobara karna paray ga.Kyun k apun kay rubber k glovesteray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

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Dec22

munna

Posted In: Munna Vhai SMS

Munna:Teray ko maaloom hai k cigaretteaik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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Dec22

kya ray

Posted In: Munna Vhai SMS

Kya ray!Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara Munna Bhai

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