Archive for ‘Naughty SMS’

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Oct05

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg

Posted In: Funny SMS, Naughty SMS

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg . Removes Sandal = 56. Then Dupatta = 52 Now Coins Finished……. . . . . A Boy in a queue behind her Said ” You Carry On, I Have Coins! “

May25

Why your sister sitting so silent

Posted In: Funny SMS, Naughty SMS

DAD: Hey son, why your sister sitting so silent ? SON: Nothing dad sister asked lipstik, but i gave her fevistik. No chip chip No chik chik  

Dec12

pimple pimple little star

Posted In: Naughty SMS

PIMPLE PIMPLE LITTLE STAR SAARE KANJUS MERE YAAR JOH, MUJHE PHONE YA SMS NAA KARE USKE MOOH PAR PIMPLE HO JAAYE CHAAR BAAR BAAR LAGATAAR.

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Dec12

do u know that ur smile takes

Posted In: Naughty SMS

Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death?Save the world so plz start teeth brushing regularly ?

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Dec12

shorter the skirt

Posted In: Naughty SMS

Arz Kia Hai!.The Later the BUS…The Longer the Que…The Shorter the Skirt…The better the view…

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Dec12

dil chahta hai k khara kar ke

Posted In: Naughty SMS

DIL chahta hai k khara kar ke aapke haath main pakra doon!!!Aur aap ose hila hila k bolo ! ! ! Is parchan ke saye talay hum ek hain hum ek hain!

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Dec12

langra husband ka foot

Posted In: Naughty SMS

Bubbli ke shadi hoiBubbli ka husbnd langra thaBubbli“Maa my hsbnd got only 1 foot”.Anti Misba“U R lucky ur papa got only 5 inch”

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Dec12

4 dfa insurance krvao

Posted In: Naughty SMS

Major Rohail“Insurance wala ne kha ye insurance sirfHusbnd wife k lye haiAb main 4 dfa insurance k lye4 B.Vyan kha se laon”.Anti Misba“Main to 16 dfa krva bhi aai”

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Dec12

bubbli ne shadi ki

Posted In: Naughty SMS

Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagaeMajor Rohail:Ab kyu aai ho?Bubbli:Papa wo BMW ka driver niklaN95 b china wala tha

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