Phatan: Dr. ne kha hai k muje blood pressure haiJs ki vja se muje heart attack b ho skta hy.Anti Misba: App ko heart Attack nhi aa skta.Phatan: Kyu?.Anti Misba: Wo es lye k app Pathar dil hai
Sardar:Tume pta hai hazaron larkeya meri vja se roz rozMarti hai.Anti Misba:Zahir hai jb koi ek ek mahene tk nahae ga nhiUs pr larkeya to kya sb he mar jae
Major Rohail ne 20/20 match dekhne ka acha intazam kya thaCola,BBQ,LCD,Speakers,Chips..match ka maza aagya Phatan:Lo G khak maza aya“NASWAR” to tha he nhi
Phatan:Koi sasta sa perfume dekhao.Major Rohail:Ye lo 20 rupe wala.Phatan:ur sasta.Major Rohail:Meri BAGHAL main ungli daal k soong lo
Phatan’s Army Test Major Rohail:3+5?Phatan:8.Major Rohail:7+3?Phatan:10.Major Rohail:8+8?Phatan:Pta nhi sirMere pass sirf 10 he ungleyan hai
Khocha Khan apna mobileQabristan main dfna rha the.Major Rohail:Ye kya kr rhe ho.Khocha Khan:Yaar dukan wale ne kha hai kMobile DEAD ho gya hai
Phatan:Yaar KFC kab CLOSE hoat hai?.Major Rohail:KFC is open 24 hours.Phatan:Purana time ya Neya time?
Phatan zor zor se roo rha tha.Major Rohail:Kya hova?.Phatan:Petrol ek din baad phir menga ho gyaUrHum ne saste petrol k chakr maiCD-70 baich krHonda 125 lelya
Phatan:Main loadshading se bohat tng hu.Major Rohail:Han main bKal bijli chli gai urMe 3 ghante tk ELEVATOR me phasa rha.Phatan:Lo main to 5 ghante tk ESCALATOR pr phasa rha tha
