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Jun14

I am changing the battery of my camera

In an African Safari, A Lion suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife. Wife – Shoot him! Shoot him! Santa -Yes Yes. I am changing the battery of my camera..

Aug02

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank

Posted In: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine…happily they drink and leftnext day headline~ Braking News ~“Blood Bank Robbed”

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Dec28

santa sir aap apni patni ko pa

Posted In: Santa Banta SMS

Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate? Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai. Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..

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Dec28

santa was walking thru d fores

Posted In: Santa Banta SMS

Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree. Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badegi, Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..

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Dec28

how do you spell wrong

Posted In: Santa Banta SMS

Teacher – How DoYou Spell “Wrong” ? Santa – “R-O-N-G” Teacher – That’sWrong !! Santa – That’s WhatYou Asked, Isn’t It … ? ;->

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Dec28

teacher how do you differentia

Posted In: Santa Banta SMS

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate“WIFE” & “MOTHER” SANTA:Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”&After MarriageWe Sleep WithOur“WIFE

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Dec28

santa my me to drink carrot

Posted In: Santa Banta SMS

Santa: My Dctr ToldMe To Drink CarrotJuice Aftr A Hot Bath2 Cure My Cold Banta: Does It Work ? Santa: I Don’t KnowI Can Never FinishDrinking d Hot Bath … ;->

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Dec28

santa sharab pikar sadhu se ta

Posted In: Santa Banta SMS

Santa Sharab PikarSadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me-Aye MurkhMe TujeSHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-RukiyeMaharajMe GlassLeke Ata hoon

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Dec28

banta ki search

Posted In: Santa Banta SMS

Santa:Yaar google pr ja k Major Rohail sms jokes search krna.Banta:Yaar google pr ja k kon si jaga search kru?Ur tu ne ye to bataya he nhi kgoogle pr kon se number bus jati hy?

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Dec28