In an African Safari, A Lion suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife. Wife – Shoot him! Shoot him! Santa -Yes Yes. I am changing the battery of my camera..
In an African Safari, A Lion suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife. Wife – Shoot him! Shoot him! Santa -Yes Yes. I am changing the battery of my camera..
Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine…happily they drink and leftnext day headline~ Braking News ~“Blood Bank Robbed”
Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate? Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai. Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree. Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badegi, Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..
Teacher – How DoYou Spell “Wrong” ? Santa – “R-O-N-G” Teacher – That’sWrong !! Santa – That’s WhatYou Asked, Isn’t It … ? ;->
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate“WIFE” & “MOTHER” SANTA:Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”&After MarriageWe Sleep WithOur“WIFE
Santa: My Dctr ToldMe To Drink CarrotJuice Aftr A Hot Bath2 Cure My Cold Banta: Does It Work ? Santa: I Don’t KnowI Can Never FinishDrinking d Hot Bath … ;->
Santa Sharab PikarSadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me-Aye MurkhMe TujeSHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-RukiyeMaharajMe GlassLeke Ata hoon
Santa:Yaar google pr ja k Major Rohail sms jokes search krna.Banta:Yaar google pr ja k kon si jaga search kru?Ur tu ne ye to bataya he nhi kgoogle pr kon se number bus jati hy?
Santa:Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krnePr bohat mara.Batna:Social Work?.Santa:Han, me ne qabristan k gate prWelcome ka board lagaya tha