Archive for ‘Sardar SMS’

103 results.
Jun27

Which one is better … Google or Yahoo..?

Posted In: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

Sardar: Which one is better? Google or Yahoo..? . . . . . . . . . Sardar’s Wife : Ohhh wait. I will search it on Google.

Dec27

teachers question

Posted In: Sardar SMS

Sardar Was Walking Thru D jungle He Saw a Snake Hanging On D Tree. Sardar: Sirf LatakNe Se Height Nahi Barhaigi, Mama Ko Bolo blue band khilaye

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Dec27

mobile doctor k pass

Posted In: Sardar SMS

Major Rohail:Tum Dr. k pass apna mobile kyu le k gya tha?.Sardar: O G mere mobile main VIRUS jo aa gya tha

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Dec27

sardarbv ur juva

Posted In: Sardar SMS

Sardar apni BV Anti Misba ko Juve main har gya.Sardar“Me tuje juve me har gya,ab tu Major Rohail ke hai”.Anti Misba“Meri to kismat he kharab hyMera koi b husbnd acha Juwarya nhi niklta,sbMje har jate hai”

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Dec27

kachre ka daaba

Posted In: Sardar SMS

Sardar:Yaar ksi ne Kachre k dabe pr“excuse me” likha hova hai.Major Rohail:Oy wo excuse me nhi “Use me” likha hova hai

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Dec27

hum 3no husband wife

Posted In: Sardar SMS

Major Rohail Anti Misba se pyar krta thaSardar b Anti Misba se pyar krta thaSardar 2 Major Rohail“Hume shadi kr leni chaheye3no husbnd wife khushi khushizindagi guzare ge”

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Dec27

pen chalna band ho gya

Posted In: Sardar SMS

Sardar:Aaj Anti Misba ne muj se mera numbr manga,Main numbr likh he raha tha k penChlna bnd ho gya.Major Rohail:Kya tu “CELLO” pen use nhi krta?

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Dec27

kissing katrena kaif

Posted In: Sardar SMS

Sardar:Aj BV ne bohat mara.Major Rohail:Kyu?.Sardar:I was kissing Katrena.Major Rohail:Wao Katrena Kaif.Sardar:Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena

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Dec27

computer lessons

Posted In: Sardar SMS

Computer Lesson Major Rohail:Plz turn “ON” ur computer.Sardar:OK kr lya.Major Rohail:Now Plz click on “MY Computer”.Sardar:OK! Kaha hai “AAP” ka computer?

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Dec27

what is the problem

Posted In: Sardar SMS

Anti Misba:What seems to b the problem?.Sardar:My Computer screen says ENTER but how can I Enter intoThis small computer without any door

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