Some people ask the secretof our long marriage.We take time to go to a restauranttwo times a week.A little candlelight, dinner, soft musicand dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Marriage is like going toa restaurant your choicefrom the menu,Andthen look at neighbourintable n wish you”d ordered that…..
Why do we all marry?Because romance is notthe only element of life.We should also know horror,terror, suspense, irony,stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He is given his last chance to run away.
What is Marriage?Ans:1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay,Police Station jao.Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
Telling a lie isFault 4 a little boyan Art 4 a loveran Accomplishment 4 a bachelorand a Matter of survival 4 a married man
